Score: 10

"Awesome As Per Usual, A-E"

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep.8

date: October 11, 2009

Alvin-Earthworm, you have done it again. You 1-uped yourself! I have been a fan of SMBZ since episode 4, so you can see how long I have been following the development of this series. I like how now you are making really kewl looking close-ups of the characters, plus the plane barrel roll (lol, references) dodges and the fight scenes blew even episode 7 out of the water. I know that a small handful of people were able to work with sprites in animation so well, but you make them look like their all crappy Pivot stickfigure animators. I hope you stay inspired to keep on going to make episode 9, because I'll be here to watch it.
Keep on Spritin', Keep Up Animatin', and You're over 9,000 ;D
-NeoShaft
PS:Fire Sonic was one the best original ideas you had for the series. \..\ v,v /../

Score: 10

"It is exactly like you said."

submission: Newgrounds in a Box

date: August 9, 2009

This NG-in-a-box is pretty cool and convenient. It's a one-stop quick view of everything NG for those ppl w/ a life who can't spend every waking moment in front of their computers (me included, I haven't logged on in a month before this, LOL). It's nice, short and sweet. I have NO complaints, but a suggestion: Try to make a second version of this w/ art portal included (I know you made this 2 years ago, but I am only suggesting). Sometimes, I like to check out a random high-scoring art submissions, but there aught to be a randomly chosen art on this, just saying. What's more, great creation, I have already downloaded this and NGAPR. You rock. 5/5 10/10 2 Thumbs up and I hope someone decides to make iPhone version of this, again just saying.
-NeoShaft Out (of my freaking mind)

Score: 8

"I Write this review in N-N's Defence..."

submission: Paper Mario 3

date: July 11, 2009

Excuse me 'burninglove789' (but I am also referring to all people who say that this is a copy), but if you check a few minor BUT important details, it positively shows that N-N is telling the truth. First off, look at the date submitted part of both submissions: Paper Mario 3, 6/29/06. Paper Mario and THOF, 9/18/06. So, this flash was made 2 1/2 months BEFORE Paper Mario and THOF. Plus, look at the author info at the top of the page of both submissions. Nintendo-Ninja is the author of this flash, and he is one of the co-authors of THOF!!!! So, this should clear up any doubt in anybody's mind. I saw THOF before this one so I'll review based on effort. Decent flash. The humor is straight foward and soft of knit picks the PM series in general. I like it. 4/5 8/10 and sorry for anyone who already knew this info and felt like I wasted time writing this.

Score: 10

"Awesome, If you know what I'm saying..."

submission: Misinterpretive Porn Star

date: May 3, 2009

Unlike Joshuad28 below me, I am not going to use a sexual orientation to say how I think of a movie(especially when the movie's setting and main character are quite the opposite). I like HappyHarry because he features one kind of comedy, and Egoraptor (w00t to AWESOME) features another. The movie is dumb because it's supposed to be. A misinterpretive porn star sounds stupid enough to be funny. Plus, EgoRaptor is commonly known on or out of NG for 2 things, AWESOME (again, w00t) and his voice acting. This movie is hilarious. I laughed at how stupid and literal Hal is. It makes me think of the opposite happening when I talk to some of my super-perverted friends. But anyways, nice movie 5/5 10/10 two thumbs up and i am now going to Playboy.com to see what they think of your flash because I already read some of the reviews here. Peace.

Score: 10

"Wow..."

submission: Interactive Buddy v.1.01

date: April 26, 2009

I remember playing this game while in study hall a few years back. Interactive buddy is a fave time-killer of mine here on the NG. It has a great list of stuff to help/torture your l'il buddy, you have many items and effects you can add to laugh your ass off, and you can "dress" him in different costumes to make him look like pop icons of the time this game originally came out like, former pres. G.W.Bush, Napoleon Dynamite, and others. It's a game you can play when you have nothing to do or just want to avoid reality for a few hours time. I cannot say it's safe for work or school cause I ended up getting detention for 2 days playing this. So, play at your own risk. This is one of those games that won't go into the NG flash game hall'o'fame, but it should be remembered for staying fresh in our minds for so goddamn long. 5/5 10/10 and my buddy is f*ckin' pissed at me for dropping a shitload of grenades on him. Rock on.

Score: 10

"I work for the council. lol..."

submission: On The Moon (episode 15)

date: April 25, 2009

I have always loved the non-sequitar stuff of this series and this episode does not disappoint. I cannot put it into words but this series is awesome anyways. 5/5 10/10 and goodbye. *Shuts Down*

Score: 4

"Sorry, man..."

submission: Shakin' in Da Strip Club

date: April 25, 2009

When it comes to the music submitted by artists into the audio portal here, 9 times out of 10 you get amateurs (even if they don't sound it). You need to work on rapping, the rhymes are awkward sounding, it shows you're a pasty white guy, and I am all for remaking a song, but the way you made this song is like The Irate Gamer to the AVGN. What I mean is: you try to do your own original thing, but you end up plagiarizing someone else's work. Cause this song sounds wat too much like "Booties Booties Booties Rockin' Everywhere. I could complain how the animation looks a bit choppy, but earlier I just saw a badly animated flash that was meant to be remembered by its song, yours just isn't. 3/5 4/10 and disapointment. Sorry.

Score: 10

"Big 'r' small, I love 'em all!!"

submission: The Titty Ditty

date: April 25, 2009

That was awesome. The song is funny as all hell, and it's an age old testament to what any guy loves to see, have, lick, feel around, or whatever fetish they have w/ 'em. The animation wasn't much, but I am guessing that's not what you ant it remembered for. 5/5 10/10 to thumbs up, and I will download this song. Peace.

PS: How could anyone find this offensive? I have heard a lot worse from the FCC-censored prime time television, and now more than ever those people are harsh as all hell. Plus, this is NEWGROUNDS. This means EVERYTHING by EVERYONE. That includes risk`e submissions, if you're a member, you got to be prepared for sh*t like this. But, again, awesome song. Peace out.

Score: 10

"Great game but..."

submission: Fury Officer

date: April 10, 2009

I love good old fashion beat'm-ups!!! I like the concept of the situation, a man tortured by a stereotypical desk job, trying to get through the stress of it all, when his boss starts yelling at him... again. He gets sick of it, and all at once starts going psycho on everybody in the building. Nice. But, only a few complaints, 1.) Only one attack button: I remember the good old fashioned beat'm-ups on the Genesis and SNES, they only had one objective: kill everyone else in the level. This could be done in a variety of ways using the different attack BUTTONS in combo w/ the D-pad. This game only has two controls exempting the movement controls, attack and block. Utilize the classic beat'm-up button style by having at least 2 attack buttons. 2.) Even though this had already been said, show the list of button combos when the game is paused. I can't remember the special move combos, so I constantly mash all the control buttons until I waste half of my MP trying to do the different special moves. 3.) And this is a vital one, steadily raise the difficulty in the game. I only say this because, the first two stages and bosses were pretty easy, but after the first part of the desert stage, I nearly died trying to kill the wolves and scorpion-cars while those toy planes explode the shit out of me. That was very frustrating. But, again, Great Beat'm-up, not a very original concept, but all the while, playing the game was satisfying as hell despite the few flaws listed above. 5/5 10/10 and please at least consider my advise.

Score: 10

"GO GO PARODY RANGERS!!!"

submission: ParodyRangersTheMovie P.2

date: March 27, 2009

Now that I got that load of shit out of my system, awesome movie. I have seen some of Kirbopher's flash work, listen to all the random audio submissions by you and the FB20xl crew, and lastly, I am a regular visitor of Fireball20xl. I watched all three episodes and both parts of the movie so far, and I F*CKING LOVE this!!! It's so hilarious, that I pissed my pants! I love the way you make fun of Power Rangers, the actors who were in it, and throw in a whole bunch of media jokes that smoothly run along in this movie. It's f*cking comedy gold! I cannot wait for part 3, because I still haven't stopped laughing from the first day it was on the front page!!! It's so funny it hurts! XD Well, again, awesome, funny, messed-up all to shit, but has an overpriced entertainment value. I especially like after the credits when . . . OOPS!!! Don't wanna spoil the very end!!! But anyways, 5/5 10/10 wet pants sobbing laugh, and I seem to have accidentally spewed soda all over my computer screen. AWESOME WORK FIREBALL20XL!!!