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Recent Game Reviews
Newgrounds in a Box
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 9, 2009
It is exactly like you said.
This NG-in-a-box is pretty cool and convenient. It's a one-stop quick view of everything NG for those ppl w/ a life who can't spend every waking moment in front of their computers (me included, I haven't logged on in a month before this, LOL). It's nice, short and sweet. I have NO complaints, but a suggestion: Try to make a second version of this w/ art portal included (I know you made this 2 years ago, but I am only suggesting). Sometimes, I like to check out a random high-scoring art submissions, but there aught to be a randomly chosen art on this, just saying. What's more, great creation, I have already downloaded this and NGAPR. You rock. 5/5 10/10 2 Thumbs up and I hope someone decides to make iPhone version of this, again just saying.
-NeoShaft Out (of my freaking mind)
Interactive Buddy v.1.01
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 26, 2009
Wow...
I remember playing this game while in study hall a few years back. Interactive buddy is a fave time-killer of mine here on the NG. It has a great list of stuff to help/torture your l'il buddy, you have many items and effects you can add to laugh your ass off, and you can "dress" him in different costumes to make him look like pop icons of the time this game originally came out like, former pres. G.W.Bush, Napoleon Dynamite, and others. It's a game you can play when you have nothing to do or just want to avoid reality for a few hours time. I cannot say it's safe for work or school cause I ended up getting detention for 2 days playing this. So, play at your own risk. This is one of those games that won't go into the NG flash game hall'o'fame, but it should be remembered for staying fresh in our minds for so goddamn long. 5/5 10/10 and my buddy is f*ckin' pissed at me for dropping a shitload of grenades on him. Rock on.
Fury Officer
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 10, 2009
Great game but...
I love good old fashion beat'm-ups!!! I like the concept of the situation, a man tortured by a stereotypical desk job, trying to get through the stress of it all, when his boss starts yelling at him... again. He gets sick of it, and all at once starts going psycho on everybody in the building. Nice. But, only a few complaints, 1.) Only one attack button: I remember the good old fashioned beat'm-ups on the Genesis and SNES, they only had one objective: kill everyone else in the level. This could be done in a variety of ways using the different attack BUTTONS in combo w/ the D-pad. This game only has two controls exempting the movement controls, attack and block. Utilize the classic beat'm-up button style by having at least 2 attack buttons. 2.) Even though this had already been said, show the list of button combos when the game is paused. I can't remember the special move combos, so I constantly mash all the control buttons until I waste half of my MP trying to do the different special moves. 3.) And this is a vital one, steadily raise the difficulty in the game. I only say this because, the first two stages and bosses were pretty easy, but after the first part of the desert stage, I nearly died trying to kill the wolves and scorpion-cars while those toy planes explode the shit out of me. That was very frustrating. But, again, Great Beat'm-up, not a very original concept, but all the while, playing the game was satisfying as hell despite the few flaws listed above. 5/5 10/10 and please at least consider my advise.
Recent Audio Reviews
SchpeiderMann
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 17, 2009
Ich Liebe Dieses Lied!!! LOL XD
I really, really do! I wish Rammstein would've done a cover of this song. I only only have one complaint. The whole sentence of 'This is The Spider Man' should've actually been 'Das Ist Der Spinne-Mann' to make the song as genuine sounding as possible. But, I still love the Rammstein-styled version of one of fave superhero themes. Behalten Sie es das Schaukeln! (Keep it rocking!)
-NeoShaft Out
Tropical Holiday
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 4, 2009
Simple yet satisfying...
I like the Jamaican drum. I like "Holiday". I love this. It would only make sense to put these two together. It's catchy, very much so. I like how you warp the drum just how Green Day warped the voice to sound like their voice at about 2:30. I am at a temporary loss of adjectives to explain how this song is really great. Just accept this: 5/5 10/10 and two head bobbing thumbs (<WTF?) LOL. What's more, great song.
Boulevard of Broken Dreams rmx
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 4, 2009
Nicely done...
This a very distinct way of remixing a song, especially a emo song. I like how you put together the piano and electronic guitar riffs. It's a nice style. I hope that other people redo or make their own songs in this way. 5/5 10/10 and major props.
Recent Art Reviews
Zomboy Tattoo
Rated 5 / 5 stars Oct 11, 2009
If What You Say is True, Then I am Wasting My Time
This picture is funny, very funny. Plus, it is pretty well done to redraw the boy character from "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" as a zombie.(One of my favorite games from the '90's both SNES and Genesis versions) I like this pic so much, it's my 1st fave pic from the art portal. 5/5 10/10 and I'm glad your friend got a tat of this, show me a photo of it if possible.
-NeoShaft
It's a she, actually and thanks. When she asked for it I wanted to do something a little different while still portraying an iconic image from the game. I'm glad you liked it. I'm flattered you chose one of my pieces as the very first in your favorites. I'll try and upload the tattoo when she gets it.
LG Chocolate
Rated 5 / 5 stars Oct 11, 2009
Don't sell yourself too short
It's not one of the most realistic 3D drawings I've ever seen, but it's pretty damned realistic. When I first saw this pic, I thought it should put under 'Other' because it looks like photography.(And do not ask "Why would anyone take a picture of a phone?" because I have no answer) Anyways, for an early work, this already looks fucking awesome. I also like a lot of your other works of art. So, keep up the rendering / drawing.
A salute to You, Sir
-Neoshaft
Ararulnach Hunter
Rated 5 / 5 stars Oct 11, 2009
Nicely Done
I like how you designing that alien arachnid. It's quite an interesting concept. THis must have taken you a while to do. I know whenever I design any kind of 3D art, that it takes a looooooooooong time to develop. I am still pretty new at it, though. I would like to know which program you used for that, because I am still shopping around for a really good 3D art program that is at least partially user friendly.
Keep It Up
-Neoshaft
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 11, 2009
Awesome As Per Usual, A-E
Alvin-Earthworm, you have done it again. You 1-uped yourself! I have been a fan of SMBZ since episode 4, so you can see how long I have been following the development of this series. I like how now you are making really kewl looking close-ups of the characters, plus the plane barrel roll (lol, references) dodges and the fight scenes blew even episode 7 out of the water. I know that a small handful of people were able to work with sprites in animation so well, but you make them look like their all crappy Pivot stickfigure animators. I hope you stay inspired to keep on going to make episode 9, because I'll be here to watch it.
Keep on Spritin', Keep Up Animatin', and You're over 9,000 ;D
-NeoShaft
PS:Fire Sonic was one the best original ideas you had for the series. \..\ v,v /../
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 3, 2009
Awesome, If you know what I'm saying...
Unlike Joshuad28 below me, I am not going to use a sexual orientation to say how I think of a movie(especially when the movie's setting and main character are quite the opposite). I like HappyHarry because he features one kind of comedy, and Egoraptor (w00t to AWESOME) features another. The movie is dumb because it's supposed to be. A misinterpretive porn star sounds stupid enough to be funny. Plus, EgoRaptor is commonly known on or out of NG for 2 things, AWESOME (again, w00t) and his voice acting. This movie is hilarious. I laughed at how stupid and literal Hal is. It makes me think of the opposite happening when I talk to some of my super-perverted friends. But anyways, nice movie 5/5 10/10 two thumbs up and i am now going to Playboy.com to see what they think of your flash because I already read some of the reviews here. Peace.
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 25, 2009
I work for the council. lol...
I have always loved the non-sequitar stuff of this series and this episode does not disappoint. I cannot put it into words but this series is awesome anyways. 5/5 10/10 and goodbye. *Shuts Down*